IN WHICH TOM DISAPPEARS FROM SIGHT
When Bob awoke the next morning it was to a gray world. The open ports were rimmed with tiny drops of moisture and the mist swirled in like films of smoke. He got out of bed, traversed the cabin, thrust open the hatch and put his head out of doors. The morning was warm and still, so still that the voice of some one on the wharf hundreds of feet away sounded close at hand, so still that the lapping of the water against the hull, usually unnoted, seemed a veritable clamor. The deck, cockpit floor, cabin roof, all surfaces were covered with miniature pools, and Bobs hands, clasping the doorway, came away wringing wet.
There was nothing to be seen in any direction, save that now and then, as the mist momentarily lessened, the upper part of the mast and rigging of a sloop moored some thirty feet away from the Vagabond became dimly visible. It was as though some mischievous giant had in the night, with a sweep of his hand, sponged everything out of existence, everything save the Vagabond and the little fog-rimmed pool of water in which she sat. It was wonderful and uncanny. It was also very damp, and Bob, standing at the cabin entrance, gazing blankly about him, felt the tiny particles of moisture, blown on a light southwest breath from the ocean, settling on his face and damping his pyjamas until they began to cling to him. He beat a retreat to the cabin, drawing the doors closed behind him, and proceeded to awaken his companions by the simple expedient of pulling the bedclothes off them.
Get up and look at the fog, he commanded. Its all over the shop and so thick you can cut it with a knifeany knife, even Dans!
Thats all right, muttered Tom, striving to keep warm by bringing his knees up to his chin, you cut me a slice, Bob, and toast it lightly on both sides.
Want any butter? asked Bob solicitously.
There isnt any, answered Tom sleepily.
Isnt any? cried Dan, waking up very suddenly. What the dickens are we going to do for breakfast?
Theres some lard, murmured Tom.
Dan leaped out of his berth and rolled Tom onto the floor.
Here, you! Are you telling the truth? Isnt there really any butter for breakfast?
Not a bit, answered Tom cheerfully. We ran out of it yesterday noon and I forgot to get any last night. Butters very unhealthy, though, Dan; it gives a fellow boils. I read in a paper just the other day that we eat too much butter and grease. We really oughtnt, you know.
I vote we make Tommy go and get some, said Nelson, yawning and sitting up on the edge of his berth.
Oh, Ill go, replied Tom, climbing to his feet, if you think you must have it. It is bad for you, though, honest! Look at Dans complexion already! Its awful! For his sake, Nel, supposing we leave butter out for a few days.
My complexion! jeered Dan. Look at your own, Tommy!
I have a perfect complexion, said Tom gravely. It is like peaches and cream. Yours is likelike apple sauce. He bolted for the toilet room and got the door fastened behind him before Dan could reach him.
Looks to me as though we were here for a while, observed Nelson, glancing through a port at the impenetrable grayness outside. We cant go chugging around the place in this fog.
Maybe it will burn off after a time, said Bob. If we get to Newport before dark we can spend the night there. Whats the good of hurrying, anyhow? We havent got to get anywhere at any particular time.
Well, theres Dan to think of. Hes homesick and wants to get to New York, you know.
The only thing I want to get is breakfast, answered Dan. And I intend to have butter with it, too. Tommys got to hike out and find some.
I wont! cried Tom from behind the partition. Im cook and dont have to run errands.
Well see about that, returned Dan grimly. Tom, who had begun to splash water in the basin again, ceased operations for a moment.
I wont, I wont! he called gleefully. Ive mutinied. Down with the captain! Im going to scuttle the ship in a minute. Anyone seen the scuttle?
No, but several persons are going to see your finish when you come out, answered Dan. Were going to string you to the yardarm.
There isnt any!
Then well keel-haul you, whatever that is.
I demand to be put in chains. Then I cant go for butter.
We really ought to have a brig, said Nelson.
Whats that? asked Tom anxiously. Can you eat it?
Its a place where they confine sailors that dont behave themselves, a sort of prison cell.
How would the ice box do? Bob asked.
Huh, answered Dan, that would be a prison cell on us; Tommy would eat up everything in there and then wed have to knock the box to pieces to get him out.
Well, said Tom in an aggrieved voice, if I cant be put in chains I refuse to mutiny.
So he went for butter instead. Bob volunteered to start breakfast and Tom got into the tender and paddled off into the fog on his errand.
If I get lost, he called, you must blow the whistle so Ill know where to find you.
All right, Nelson answered. Only youll have to let us know.
Sure; Ill send you a telegram. And Tom disappeared whistling gayly.
The others finished dressing, and then, while Bob started the fire, found the bacon and sliced bread, made the coffee and set the table, Dan and Nelson pulled the deck awning out of the locker and set about spreading it over the stanchions. It had not been used before on the present trip and it took them some time to solve the intricacies of it. But finally it was in place, Dan had wiped the chairs and seat until they were comparatively dry and Nelson had tended to the lanterns. By that time breakfast was ready and Tom had been gone a full half hour.
How far is the store? asked Dan impatiently.
Oh, just a little ways, said Bob. Maybe, though, it wasnt open when he got there.
More likely hes gone and got lost in the fog, said Nelson anxiously. If he doesnt show up pretty soon, lets eat. Im starving.
So, when ten minutes more had passed without Toms appearance, the three sat down to breakfast. By that time Dan was so hungry that he didnt care whether there was any butter or not. They finished the meal and returned to the deck.
Maybe wed better start the whistle, suggested Dan.
If we call out it will do just as well, said Bob. Come on, all together!
O Tommy! they yelled. There was no answer. They tried again and still again.
Oh, let him alone, said Dan disgustedly. Hell find his way back when he gets ready. I dare say hes found a candy store.
Well, well leave some breakfast for him, said Bob. Come on down and lets get the things washed up. I vote we have luncheon on shore.
The fog held steadily. Now and then voices reached them or the creaking of a boom as some small craft tried to work her way out of the harbor. But for the most part the silence was as thick as the fog which rolled in across the island. The awning was some protection, but it didnt keep the cockpit dry by any manner of means, and so they got into their oilskins. When five bells had struck below Nelson got worried and tried the whistle. After the third or fourth blast a voice hailed them from off to starboard.
Hello, there! Whats the matter? was the inquiry.
One of our fellows has gone ashore and hasnt come back, answered Nelson. We thought maybe he had got lost in the fog. Where are you?
On the steamboat wharf, was the reply.
On the steamboat wharf! muttered Nelson, looking perplexedly about him into the mist. But the wharf ought to be in the opposite direction, Bob!
Pshaw! answered Bob. The tides swung the boat around, thats whats happened.
And Tommys gone off across the harbor! chuckled Dan, looking for butter!
Whats over there, I wonder? asked Nelson.
I dont know, Bob replied, but its a good mile across in a straight line.
And Tommy was never able to row straight in his life, laughed Dan. Oh, well, hell get onto himself after a while and come back.
Hes been gone long enough already to have rowed over there and back two or three times, said Bob uneasily. Toot your old whistle some more, Nel.
And Nelson obeyed, blowing the whistle at intervals for the next hour and only ceasing when the air pressure gave out. And Tom refused to show up.
At twelve they began to think of luncheon.
Wherever he is, said Dan, hes safe enough. Trust Tommy to look after himself! I dare say hes toasting himself in front of someones stove and eating caramels. So I say we go ashore and find some luncheon. Something tells me that it is approaching the hour.
Dont happen to know how were going to get ashore, do you? asked Nelson. Dans face fell.
Thunder! Thats so; Tommys got the boat. Cant we pull up anchor and chug over to the wharf?
I dont want to try it, was the reply. We might make it all right and we might not. There are two or three small boats between here and there and I dont want any bills for damages. Lets see what there is in the larder.
They went down together and rummaged.
Heres bacon, said Nelson, and plenty of bread.
And potatoes, added Dan. And cereal, although I never tried it for luncheon.
And jam and jelly, said Bob, and a can of peaches.
And cheese, continued Dan.
And one egg, said Nelson.
Saved! cried Dan. Heres three cans of corned-beef hash! Oh, yum, yum! Me for the corned beef!
Oh, weve got plenty of stuff here, said Nelson cheerfully. Well have some boiled potatoes and hash, tea, bread, cheese, and jam. What more could we want?
Well, answered Dan, far be it from me to throw cold asparagus on your menu, Nel, but it does seem that a tiny pat of butter would help a little, now doesnt it?
Remember what Tom told you about your complexion, said Nelson severely.
I wonder if hell find any luncheon? said Dan.
Maybe hes more concerned just now with breakfast, said Bob. As far as we know he hasnt had that yet!
Poor old Tommikins, muttered Dan. And he so fond of eating, too! I really believe that if Tommy missed two meals in succession hed die of starvation.
Well, lets get busy, said Nelson. Well help you, Bob.
All right; theres the potatoes and heres the knife. Peel them thin, now. By the way, how would they taste fried?
Oh, great! cried Dan, smacking his lips. Say, I believe this old fog makes a fellow hungrier than anything else!
Fried it is, then, answered Bob. Theres plenty of lard. Find the can opener, Dan, and yank the lid off of one of those cans of hash.
We never got a can opener! exclaimed Nelson. I forgot all about it. Use the old potato knife, Dan.
All right. Say, this is great fun, isnt it? Wow!
Cut yourself? asked Nelson.
Oh, not much. Next time I see a store Im going to buy an opener if it costs ten cents! Thunder!
The can slipped out of his hands and went skimming across the oilcloth floor. Luckily the top was only half off and very little of the contents was spilled. Dan rescued it, seated himself on the steps and, placing it firmly between his knees, sawed away at the tin.
There you are! he said triumphantly. It smells mighty good, too! Hurry up, Nel, with those potatoes, or Ill perish before your very eyes.
Wheres the lard? asked Bob. Tommy said there was lots of it. Look in the ice box, Bob.
Here it is: Leaf Lard, whatever that is.
Got any water on for tea, Bob? asked Nelson.
No, put some in the kettle, will you? Ill cut these potatoes up, what youve left of them; I rather think wed get more if I fried the skins!
Oh, you run away and play, answered Nelson. Theyre peeled to the Queens taste.
Perhaps the Queen had more potatoes than we have, was the answer. You get out of here, Dan, youre in the way.
Well, Ill go up and discover Tommy.
Youll set the table, said Nelson, thats what youll do.
Sure! How do you do it?
Put the cloth on and Ill come and help you, answered Nelson.
Aye, aye, sir! A sailors life for me!
Twenty minutes later they were seated around the table on which steamed a dish of corned-beef hash, nicely browned about the edges, a dish of hashed brown potatoes, and three cups of very strong tea. There was bread, too, and cheese in a little crockery jar, and jam and crackers. Dan uttered a sigh of content as he piled his plate.
Tommy doesnt know what hes missing, he said.
I wish to goodness hed show up, said Bob. Is it clearing up any, Dan?
Not so youd notice it, replied that youth who had been up on deck a moment before. Its as thick as ever and maybe thicker.
Well, Tommyll turn up all right, I guess, said Nelson.
When he does Ill bet he will be hungry enough to eat raw dog, said Dan. Gee, but this hash is swell! Whos got the bread?
Have some butter, wont you, Dan? begged Nelson.
Well, I should say not! With my complexion? What are you thinking about? Say, how would a little lard taste on the bread, fellows?
You might try it, answered Bob. I dare say it wouldnt be any worse than some butter Ive met.
They were very hungry, very merry, and very noisy, and as a consequence of the latter fact they did not hear the sound of oars outside or of feet on the deck, nothing, in fact, until some one stumbled wearily down the steps and appeared at the stateroom door.
Tommy! cried Dan, and
Tommy! echoed Bob and Nelson.
Tommy, very tired looking and extremely damp, dragged himself across the floor and sank onto the edge of a bunk, staring famishedly at the table.
Havent you got through breakfast yet? he asked weakly.
For goodness sake, Tommy, exclaimed Nelson, where have you been?
Been! answered Tom with a suggestion of returning spirit, as he drew from his pocket a misshapen object wrapped in brown paper and tossed it onto the table, Ive been after your blamed old bu-bu-bu-butter!